Yes, ok, bring it on ... haven't blogged for a long time ... trying to get ready for surgery on the 16th since I'll be down for the count for quite awhile and also have been taking care of our lovely child. Oh, and still working on gazillion vacation pictures.
However, have taken time to offer another batch of helpful tips for you readers.
If you find yourself swimming in an inflatable whale-shaped (complete with gigantic tail) pool with your 2-year-old follow these simple rules:
1. Ensure that water is warm ... don't take husband's "oh, yeah, it should be warm by now" advice. Also don't take child's behavior as a sign if she thinks hypothermia-inducing water is great fun and isn't cold at all.
2. Ignore killer blackbirds that circle and taunt as you swim ... ok not swim as much as try to keep tiny child from throwing herself at you for fun.
3. Do go to great and intricate lengths to weigh down whale tail as is blocking sun ... use deck chair if necessary even if tail is surprisingly strong and chair comes flying back at you. Do NOT feel slightly dumb when husband points out later that deflating tail was all that was necessary as tail is separate from pool.
4. Act not at all shocked when bird poop suddenly lands on rim of pool ... bring self's train of thought back on track when ponder why we don't get pooped on by birds all the time as they are always in the sky and poop must just be flying all over the place.
5. Think not even twice if must move tiny child over a bit because she is blocking sun ... self needs sun so can look at least presentable in soon-to-be-worn hideous hospital gown. Better yet, teach tiny child (who is slathered in sunscreen) importance of getting sun.
6. Discover whale pool is much too small this summer as tiny child is not-so-tiny anymore.
7. Learn mantra: being splashed is fun ... being splashed is fun ... being splashed is fun.
8. Buy bigger pool.