" I thought Europe was a country ... Is France a country?"
- American Idol season seven's Kellie Pickler on "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader"


yes, dear readers, you are seeing correctly ... that is a map at the top of this blog ... now we'll be covering geography today, and those of you who know me, are related to me or have just brushed up against me at Publix know that I am NOT a geography whiz ... however ...
Anthony and I were watching an episode of "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader" the other day, and the contestant chose a geography question ... now this is normally my cue to file my fingernails, dust the house, sweep the floor, do any necessary darning, etc. Anything to appear disinterested. But this day, well, this day was extra special.
The question was "what continent is smallest in area?" I pretty much immediately said Australia, Anthony thought for a bit and said Europe, and the contestant thought for a long, long time and finally came up with Antarctica. Anthony, who is wonderful and very smart, kicked back in his chair and said, "he is wroooong." I can still hear it reverberating in my head ...
And then the most amazing thing happened. I mean, truly amazing. Jeff Foxworthy, the host and king of dragging out giving the correct answer until everyone is about to vomit from sheer nerves, said, "the right answer is Australia." I just sat there in awe ... I, who thought Paris was a country and Omaha and New England were states, had gotten a geography question right. Truly a miracle.
Of course it was a short-lived victory as I got a little cocky this morning with my new-found geographical knowledge and told Anthony that Central America was part of South America.
Oh, well, it was nice while it lasted.