
Target is a trap. Plain and simple. And yes, despite being there 2 days ago, we went again today. In our defense, though, it's a SuperTarget, so first we buy things we absolutely do not need on one side of the store and then move to the grocery area and buy more things we absolutely do not need. Very, very enterprising of those bullseye-Target people.
You may recall the trip Wednesday to Target was less than splendid ... well, today was absolutely nightmarish. I have no idea where my sweet and hysterically funny little girl went ... as always, I love this whatever she is more than I ever thought I could love another human being, but holy cow, it's unbelievable what is going on with her these days. It was hit-and-miss at first, just a bit of crying here and there (normal since she's cutting those molars) but then about 2 minutes into our little journey, she said "bye bye" and when I said those horrific words, "not yet," everything just fell apart in her little world. I don't know if it was her teeth, the fact that she's 2, or just because she can, but wow, did she start screaming.
I just calmly but a bit more briskly continued shopping and then began sprinting, taking out entire displays as I went, and honestly nobody really even looked our way. I don't blame them; they were probably terrified I would toss Annie into their buggy and make a run for it. Ok, there was this one lady who looked our way but only because I think she thought I had a hyena with me.
Now I did a gigantic "no no" and please nobody write in and tell me this because I know. Something just took over, and we are now the proud owner of a Mater pillow from "Cars." I know, I know, this is NOT a good habit on my part at all, but Annie did stop crying for 15 seconds, so it was way worth it, plus the pillow is super cute. But back to the point ... oh, who am I kidding? I don't have points anymore.
Maybe I never had points.


















































