Following the trip to the dentist, I made the not-so-smart decision to take Hopie to the vet to (modesty out the window here) have her anal glands expressed. We swung by the house to pick up Hope and there we went, Hopie in the backseat and Annie so proud she was riding by her. The vet was fine if you count having your sweet border collie a tiny bit violated so her glands could be expressed and your 3-year-old NEEDING to be picked up simultaneously as "fine."
Ah, but the fun really started when we got home. We drove into the garage and here's how it went:
"Mommy, I NEED a grilled cheese."
"Ok, just a second." (me, trying to get Hopie's safety-first harness off before she hung herself jumping out of the car)
"Mommy, what Hopie doing?" (Hopie, sprung from her harness and now trying desperately to get out of the car)
"Getting out of the car to go in the house."
"I want to go in the house."
"I know, just a second."
"Mommy, I NEED to get out." (me now trying to unbuckle Annie from her car seat.)
She, also sprung from the car, heads for the house.
"Mommy, I NEED a grilled cheese, please." (I love how she throws in manners ...)
"Ok, Annie, just a second ... it has to cook." (me getting out skillet, bread, cheese, etc.)
"Mommy, I NEED some juice, THAT juice" (she has now dramatically flung open the refrigerator door and is gesturing toward my Dr. Pepper.)
"No, honey, that's Mommy's Dr. Pepper, here's some apple juice."
"I NEED to watch something on TV ... I NEED my grilled cheese." dear God, I can't think as fast as this tiny child makes demands ...
"Annie, the grilled cheese is cooking, and where are your manners?" ( I realize I am sounding a bit like our "Manners Matter" book.)
She has gone into the living room, and I finish up the grilled cheese, taking it through to her (feeling more than a bit like a slave.)
"I'm tired now. Cover me up, please, Mommy?" she says, curled up on the couch, exhausted from making demands, being chauffered around town and growing hormones.
As I look at my child I have only one thought:
Oh. My. Lord. I. Have. Given. Birth. To. Myself.



